Self-written Jokes

I used to compose jokes once in a while. I like my jokes, but I've forgotten many of them. This is an attempt to catalogue a few.

Joke #1

Q. When a hangman's job is hanging and he goes to his supervisor to plead for another chance, what does the supervisor say?

A. I will not give you a long rope.

Joke #2

I have a joke on m-RNA but I can't translate it.

Joke #3

I have a joke on energy and it matters.

Joke #4

Q. Which the favorite water sport of a communist?

A. sCuba Diving



PS: I will keep updating this post once I remember my old jokes or compose a new one. (Joke 2 and 3 were composed in July 2021 during  "I have a joke" mania on Twitter)